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"Stop Staring At My Cock!" – The Ultimate Double-Take Graphic Unisex Tee

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$37.49 CAD

"Stop Staring At My Cock!" – The Ultimate Double-Take Graphic Unisex Tee

$37.49 CAD
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Get your mind out of the gutter! — it’s just a very confident, stylish rooster and his equally fierce lady. This design flips the script on classic innuendo, turning it into a hilarious badge of pure confidence. Featuring an attitude-packed duo who clearly know how good they look, it delivers a high-energy double-take punchline that commands attention while keeping things entirely playful.
For the ladies, it’s a bold, empowering power move to shut down unwanted stares with a side of brilliant farmyard comedy. For the guys, it’s a hilarious, self-aware flex of unearned confidence. Equal parts cheeky, stylish, and shameless, this unisex graphic is built for anyone who owns the room, loves a good laugh, and refuses to take life too seriously.

Whether you’re looking for a workout or capsule t-shirt—here’s your new fave. The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras



Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 34-37 15 ⅝
M 29 38-41 17
L 30 42-45 18 ½
XL 31 46-49 20
2XL 32 50-53 21 ½
3XL 33 54-57 22 ¾
4XL 34 58-61 24 ¼
5XL 35 62-65 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 86.4-94 39.7
M 73.7 96.5-104.1 43.2
L 76.2 106.7-114.3 47
XL 78.7 116.8-124.5 50.8
2XL 81.3 127-134.6 54.6
3XL 83.8 137.2-144.8 58
4XL 86.4 147.3-155 61.5
5XL 89 157.5-165 64.3

Made with care

Heirloom quality

Premium materials

Classic styling

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Materials

Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.

Care

Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.

Details

Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.

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