"Stop Staring At My Cock!" – The Ultimate Double-Take Graphic Unisex Tee
$37.49 CAD
For the ladies, it’s a bold, empowering power move to shut down unwanted stares with a side of brilliant farmyard comedy. For the guys, it’s a hilarious, self-aware flex of unearned confidence. Equal parts cheeky, stylish, and shameless, this unisex graphic is built for anyone who owns the room, loves a good laugh, and refuses to take life too seriously.
Whether you’re looking for a workout or capsule t-shirt—here’s your new fave. The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric!
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 34-37 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 38-41 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 58-61 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 62-65 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 86.4-94 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 96.5-104.1 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 106.7-114.3 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 116.8-124.5 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 127-134.6 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 137.2-144.8 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 147.3-155 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 157.5-165 | 64.3 |
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
Styled With
Materials
Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.
Care
Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.
Details
Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.