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"Think my Cock is Big?" ™ CockTees® Unisex T-Shirt

Black / S
$37.49 CAD

"Think my Cock is Big?" ™ CockTees® Unisex T-Shirt

$37.49 CAD
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Let’s be honest: you are not buying this Tee to blend into the background. Whether you're sipping your morning coffee, swaggering through the grocery store, or holding your breath waiting for someone to finally read what's on your chest, this design does all the heavy lifting for you. It’s bold. It’s shameless. It’s guaranteed to make your grandma gasp and your boy / girl friends sweat. Perfect for anyone who loves those uncomfortable silences, and testing the absolute limits of public decency. Grab yours, wear it with pride, and let the intrusive thoughts win. (And if anyone asks... tell them it's all about Chicken.(Obviously.)

Product Highlights: You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favourite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colours are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: these Tee's are a best fit when ordering 1 size up from your usual size. Check the sizing chart and go one size larger to assure the right size selection for you.


Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 28 18
M 29 20
L 30 22
XL 31 24
2XL 32 26
3XL 33 28
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7
M 73.7 50.8
L 76.2 55.9
XL 78.7 61
2XL 81.3 66
3XL 83.8 71.1

Made with care

Heirloom quality

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Classic styling

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Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.

Care

Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.

Details

Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.

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